PEOPLE ARE STUPID

Proof that once and for all that there are WAY too many stupid people allowed to run about freely.
Need proof? Look no further:
June 26, 2012: Coty Michelle Alonzo: There seems to be some debate as to who owns this domain. Does this answer it for you?
March 21, 2007: Stupid Pictures updated!!
[Dr. Stupid]
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Ask Dr. Stupid

Go ahead, ask Dr. Stupid any question. No question too stupid. Just remember, Dr. Stupid is not a licensed physician and Studio42 is not responsible for any advice given in response by Dr. Stupid. Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. While Dr. Stupid's advice might not be useful or practical, it should at least be entertaining. I mean, what can you expect from a guy with a panty-hose egg for a cranium?

Latest Posting: April 27, 2010
  1. Stupidity Explained: An actual exchange of emails where it is explained why we must sometimes have to deal with stupid people.
  2. Why is the sky brick red?: Is the sky falling? Are things mis-labeled. Come, explore the world around us, with stupidity.
  3. Silica Gel Inquiry: If you need proof as to why to not eat silica gel, your answer is here.
  4. Self-Mutilation: I guess if you build a place for the stupid, they will come.
  5. Ask Dr Stupid: Stupidity vs. Sexuality: A stupid person is offended so assumes that something therefore must be gay. Stupid logic in application.
  6. Drug Withdrawals: A stoner gets some moderate sobriety and access to the internet.
  7. Computer Advice: How to start a computer.
  8. Agricultural Questions: What do I run here, a farmer's market?
  9. Stupid visitor identifies stupidity: Hmm, pot, kettle, black?
  10. Friendly Greeting: A site visitor sends a friendly greeting.
  11. The Critic: A self-proclaimed expert in funny visits the site.
  12. Stump Dr. Stupid: A tough question, but Dr. Stupid shines through!
  13. Stupid Anoymous: What is this, a 12-step group?
  14. Work Is Stupid: Disgruntled worker ponders employment.
  15. The unknown stupid: Amnesia sure can be fun.
  16. Why is Poo Brown: A timeless question of the ages.
  17. Equator: A lesson in geography and economics.
  18. Studio42 Website: Trying to buy things that are not being sold.
  19. Who invented the word stupid?: A deep question of intellectual importance.
  20. ATM's: Braille on ATM's brings up some concerns.
  21. Pregnancy: A question lacking details
  22. Language Correction: An inquisitive visitor makes observations.
  23. Why do people do stupid things?: One of life's great mysteries.
  24. They really like my style: They like it 5 times more than most!
  25. Paxil: Paxil
  26. This is stupid!!!!: One who is describes their habits and asks hard hitting questions
  27. Equator: A one-part question asked 5 times.
  28. Citzenship: Mispellings lead to lack of answers.
  29. Watermelons: When Watermelons go bad.
  30. Recipes: This isn't FoodTV!.
  31. Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder: Get blotto on icky booze or write music. A moral dilemma.
  32. Farts: The mystery of why farts smell.
  33. Why is Wee Yello: Urine for one heck of an explanation.
  34. :) love: A sick person with a sick problem.
  35. equator: A second trip in explaining the heat around the equator
  36. Equator buisness!: Miscommunication and poor spelling delay the transfer of information in this third visit to the part of the planet that divides it into Northern and Southern Hemisperes.
  37. You: An address forging Comcast luzer tries to tell off a puppet using a Gump-ism.
  38. Brilliant Writing: A fan of the site asks a serious question that many other people may be asking themselves.
  39. Why am I so hairy: It appears infinite monkeys managed to submit a message to Dr. Stupid
  40. Praicnant: A spelling disaster prevents the sharing of knowlege
  41. Lasers in Antarctica: A plan for world domination discovered and thwarted. Dr. Stupid saves the world!
  42. Why is poo brown: Not a repeat, but another lost individual looking for attention.
  43. ltjexg gdzi: A bottom-feeding spammer's abuse-bot pays a visit, threatening to ruin a well enjoyed web site because abusers can't find a way to behave.
  44. spam: Another person frustrated by spam
  45. sky: Why is the sky blue and why is grass green. Thank goodness they aren't asking about brown cows giving white milk.
  46. Why do stupid people do stupid things?: A case study on stupid, as observed by the stupid about technology.
  47. nippels: Vestigial Organs, and persnonal questions for Dr. Stupid
  48. Ceiling Fans: Drying or cooling?
  49. coin: Incoherence leads to a lack of enlightenment. Stupidity in action.
  50. Babysitters: Rodents and retribution, updated for the 21st Century.
  51. dying: Spell checking can help one get answers. In this case, it helps prevent answers
  52. Stuff: Double clicking to get answers.
  53. ppDEud: FormBot Spammer abuses the form.
  54. stupid mental health workers: Ask a doll a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.
  55. idk,something,rawr: A triple set of questions, solved using circular logic. Parents: please supervise your childen when they go online.

Rants and Raves

More observations of stupidity in the world around us. This section is under development and will change from time to time. Here's a glance at articles I am working on right now:

  • When Mortage Telemarketers attack. - October 26, 2005
  • The Single Guy
  • Costco
  • Driving
  • Walgreens
  • Utility Futility
  • Fidelity National Home Warranty
  • I Lost a Fish
  • Gay Marriage

    Jokes

    Coming soon

    • Stupid Pictures and Images

  • Silica Gel: Yum!
  • Silica Gel Revisited
  • One Dime=Millionaire?
  • Dolphins sure are intelligent
  • Salt, A Mystery No More
  • Fragile labels can sometimes be misleading.
  • A disgruntled neighbor decides to not take any more crap.
  • Tony's Fruit Stnad
  • It's a Pharma, see?
  • Cash Stoners Please Pay First
  • PP Boys
  • Parking
  • HIV: A Special 2-Part stupid sign.
  • Chin Resta
  • Hair Space
  • The Grinch That Lit Up Ugly
  • Dogs and Drugs
  • Explanation of a funny smell: Taken at a Macy's Department Store
  • Explanation of a funny smell Again: Also taken at a Macy's Department Store.
  • Colorful Transportation: Taken at a Macy's Department Store
  • Job Notice: Taken at a Macy's Department Store
  • Nice Phones: Taken at a Macy's Department Store
  • A Walgreens sign
  • How to Eat Dots candy
  • Long sandwich
  • Redneck Cruising
  • Homo Milk
  • Cell Phones and Sensative Equipment
  • Spell Checkers
  • C4 Learning Center
  • Texas Road Ho
  • Lazy cat or brilliant cat?
  • Stoners always seem to find safety
  • What to do with toilet seats
  • Read it twice
  • Asians should use spell checkers

    • Other Stupid stuff

    Just a list of random documents I came up with that you might find entertaining.
  • Known Bugs
  • Darwin Goes to Fair Oaks
  • How many State Workers does it take to change a light bulb?
  • The Homicidal holidays
  • Absurdities

    Hate Mail!

    Rude messages sent by mental midgets.
  • A disgruntled Ebay auction misser after being told to go away.

    Stupid Checks!

    These are REAL checks. Can you imagine the waste?
  • A check for one cent
  • A check for eleven cents

    Stupid Spam!

    Dr. Stupid gets spam. Seems even spammers feel a doll is something to send spam to.
  • Subject: adobe creative suite 3 for windows Save US $ 1529.10: Somone wants to sell pirated software to Dr. Stupid.
  • Subject: US $ 159.95 Price for 100mg x 90 pills: A spammer feels that penis pills are what Dr. Stupid is interested in.
  • Subject: You can expect an increase ranging from 1 to 4 inches in length after a 4 month supply: Danny Lee and his penis drug spam sends an unguided missle of useless to Dr. Stupid
  • Subject: Ld Mr. Trimble paid a visit to Tom's father. "I c: More penis pills being tend to a doll. Good marketting, eh?
  • 419'er trash sent right to Dr. Stupid.
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