Ants
Flies
Termites
Lice
Fleas
Spiders
Maggots
Roaches
slugs
Snails
Boll Weevils
Paranoids
Hallucinations
worms
lady Bugs
Praying mantis
Mosquitoes
Raisins
Lemons
Pesty Kids
Bad Hair days
Athlete's Foot
Bad Breath
Wasps
Bees
Chiggers
Red Ants
Centipedes
Annoying System 7 error Messages(Mac folks only)
Windows 95 files that magically corrupt themselves.
Earwigs
Men With bad hairpieces
Black folks with orange hair
People bragging about their infections
Moths
Bullwinkle
scratches that you just can't quite reach
Guys with more hair in their ears and nose than on their head
People who make annoying lists like this
Political debates that are nothing more thana string of one-liners
Rats
Grass hoppers
Crickets
millepedes
stinkbugs
yellow jackets
Battlestar Galactica Reruns
more ants (never can seem to get them all)
Things
stuff
junk
Poeple who count stars using their fingers and toes
people who count stars using an abacus
people who count stars using a pocket calculator
People who count stars because they got so drunk they passed out,
        landed on their backs, and are too hammered to get up.
People who can't count, but are counting stars anyways.
People who pick at other people's scabs.
Obscene collect phone calls
cotton bugs
aphids
silverfish
Wood louse
Water bugs
Beetles
potato bugs
pill bugs
potato beetle
nudnik (you go look it up)
Lighting Bugs
Japanese Beatle
Dootlebugs
Katydids
cicada
crabs
bed bugs
Buffalo Bug
Incredibly FAT people who seem to think they look good in spandex. Think again!
assassin Bug
spanish fly
Catapillars
Bad Sysops
FILE NOT THERE messages
People who fight with their shoulders
Queen Ants
3 headed East African Poisonous Scorpions.
Centepedes
Apple Computer's newest computers
Apple Computer itself
Ignorant IBM users who like IBM because of software
Those people who don't flush toilets
Stale Donuts
Mushy Cornflakes
Moldy Bread
Women with Extremely large breasts(help, where am I?)
Men with extremely large breasts. Bra's for men, anyone?
Women with No breasts(Damn, is this a man?)
Guys with so much back hair you'd mistake them for Bigfoot
Ugly women
Ugly guys
Fat Women
Fat men
Square Legs
Boney Legs
Annoying Idiots 
Annoying idots who don't know what idiots are!
Girls with death-white skin
Guys with death-white skin
Girls with sun burn
Guys with sun burn
People who can't keep a girlfriend/boyfriend for more than 10 minutes
Chocolate covered Crickets
Crunchy Frog
Strawberries
Mugs
Phlegm
Birds that crap on your car right after you washed it.
Barf
Puke
Snot
People who play "Pull my finger" and don't have the proverbial "bullet in the chamber".
Crap
Those voices in your head
Mucus
Slugs
Snails
Isopods
Earthworms
Science teachers who make you disect humans
National Inquirer
Extensions of these bug lists
Bad haircuts
Bad Hair days
People who wear to much makeup
People who ignore you
Anoying little brats who add dumb and useless things to bug lists
Massive fat butts
Pencil Sharpeners that break your pencil.
HellFolder Syndrome(Yes, Mac folks only)
Hermes BBS Software
"Latest is the Greatest" people
SLOW FTP transfers
Site that are almost always busy
People you wanna kill but they are minors
People who use permanent markers on your hand
The smell of permanent markers
People who fart in cramped cars
Regurgitation
People who blow their nose as loud as an F-16
People against Thermo Nuclear Atomic Fussion warheads
People that agree with Thermo Nuclear Atomic Fussion Warheads
People who commit their lives to Star Trek
People that are just DUMB
People who are not just dumb but stupid
People who are not stupid but dumb.
Times Two (lame Mac disk compression software)
Stacker(Mac or PC version)
Math teachers who talk with a REALLY Monotone voice
Algebra
Science of English
English Science
Boring games
World Builder games
Screwed up files
Runny noses
Colds
Items that repeat
Items that repeat
Flu
Flu epidemics that don't affect people you hate
Malaria
Black plague epidemics that don't affect people you hate
Transvestites
Transsexuals
Hitler
People who don't have it all
People who do have it all
Peole who skip grades
People with BAD attitudes
Girls who are boys
Boys who are girls
Boys who wear soccer socks up to their underwear
Boys who have so many socks they take 20 to their gym locker
Guys who should be wearing bras
Used tissues
People who add to bug lists like this who don't know when to stop
DUMB PEOPLE
JUNK MAIL
SPAM
The dogs who annoy the Mail Man
The Mail Men that annoys the dogs
Pay Day peanut candy bar
People who eat so much chocolate they puke
More bugs
People who drive slow in the fast lane
People who drive fast in the slow lane
People who tailgate
People who don't signal lane changes
People who don't signal left turns
People who don't signal right turns
Old drivers who can't see over the steering wheel
Drunk drivers
People who cut you off
People who drive at night with only their parking lights on
People who drive at night with NO lights on
People with NO brake lights
Those big truck drivers who don't seem to grasp the concept of sharing the
    road with other drivers
Any driver who doesn't seem to understand the idea of other drivers being on the road too
People who run red lights.
Truckers who run red lights
Truckers who run red lights that have been red for 10 seconds or more
Women who put their make-up on while driving.
Men who put their make-up on while driving.
Men who shave(electric) while driving.
Women who shave while driving(Ewww!)
People who don't quite grasp the concept of those "No U-Turn" signs.
Folks who don't know what the red traffic light means
Drivers who don't wait to make the left turn on a green.
Bikers who haven't figured out that the laws of the road apply to them too!
Phlegm Disorders
Pharts
Maggots
People that plug the toilet
People that practically use the whole roll of TP to "dab" an area.
People who can't hit the bowl and don't clean the seat
Elvis Impersonators
People who fake British accents, thinking it makes them "better" than the rest of us.
Country Music Lovers
More FILE NOT THERE messages
People who suffer from Spoonitus
Spam, the meat-like product
spam, the internet trash
Spammers

Really long bugs like these!
People who just don't know when to stop.

Visitor Contributed Bugs
People who send you those annoying Virus Warning emails.

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