PEOPLE ARE STUPID

Proof that once and for all that there are WAY too many stupid people allowed to run about freely.
Need proof? Look no further:
March 21, 2007: Stupid Pictures updated!!
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Ask Dr. Stupid

Go ahead, ask Dr. Stupid any question. No question too stupid. Just remember, Dr. Stupid is not a licensed physician and Studio42 is not responsible for any advice given in response by Dr. Stupid. Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. While Dr. Stupid's advice might not be useful or practical, it should at least be entertaining. I mean, what can you expect from a guy with a panty-hose egg for a cranium?


Latest Posting: December 17, 2009
  1. Stupidity Explained: An actual exchange of emails where it is explained why we must sometimes have to deal with stupid people.
  2. Why is the sky brick red?: Is the sky falling? Are things mis-labeled. Come, explore the world around us, with stupidity.
  3. Silica Gel Inquiry: If you need proof as to why to not eat silica gel, your answer is here.
  4. Self-Mutilation: I guess if you build a place for the stupid, they will come.
  5. Ask Dr Stupid: Stupidity vs. Sexuality: A stupid person is offended so assumes that something therefore must be gay. Stupid logic in application.
  6. Drug Withdrawals: A stoner gets some moderate sobriety and access to the internet.
  7. Computer Advice: How to start a computer.
  8. Agricultural Questions: What do I run here, a farmer's market?
  9. Stupid visitor identifies stupidity: Hmm, pot, kettle, black?
  10. Friendly Greeting: A site visitor sends a friendly greeting.
  11. The Critic: A self-proclaimed expert in funny visits the site.
  12. Stump Dr. Stupid: A tough question, but Dr. Stupid shines through!
  13. Stupid Anoymous: What is this, a 12-step group?
  14. Work Is Stupid: Disgruntled worker ponders employment.
  15. The unknown stupid: Amnesia sure can be fun.
  16. Why is Poo Brown: A timeless question of the ages.
  17. Equator: A lesson in geography and economics.
  18. Studio42 Website: Trying to buy things that are not being sold.
  19. Who invented the word stupid?: A deep question of intellectual importance.
  20. ATM's: Braille on ATM's brings up some concerns.
  21. Pregnancy: A question lacking details
  22. Language Correction: An inquisitive visitor makes observations.
  23. Why do people do stupid things?: One of life's great mysteries.
  24. They really like my style: They like it 5 times more than most!
  25. Paxil: Paxil
  26. This is stupid!!!!: One who is describes their habits and asks hard hitting questions
  27. Equator: A one-part question asked 5 times.
  28. Citzenship: Mispellings lead to lack of answers.
  29. Watermelons: When Watermelons go bad.
  30. Recipes: This isn't FoodTV!.
  31. Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder: Get blotto on icky booze or write music. A moral dilemma.
  32. Farts: The mystery of why farts smell.
  33. Why is Wee Yello: Urine for one heck of an explanation.
  34. :) love: A sick person with a sick problem.
  35. equator: A second trip in explaining the heat around the equator
  36. Equator buisness!: Miscommunication and poor spelling delay the transfer of information in this third visit to the part of the planet that divides it into Northern and Southern Hemisperes.
  37. You: An address forging Comcast luzer tries to tell off a puppet using a Gump-ism.
  38. Brilliant Writing: A fan of the site asks a serious question that many other people may be asking themselves.
  39. Why am I so hairy: It appears infinite monkeys managed to submit a message to Dr. Stupid
  40. Praicnant: A spelling disaster prevents the sharing of knowlege
  41. Lasers in Antarctica: A plan for world domination discovered and thwarted. Dr. Stupid saves the world!
  42. Why is poo brown: Not a repeat, but another lost individual looking for attention.
  43. ltjexg gdzi: A bottom-feeding spammer's abuse-bot pays a visit, threatening to ruin a well enjoyed web site because abusers can't find a way to behave.
  44. spam: Another person frustrated by spam
  45. sky: Why is the sky blue and why is grass green. Thank goodness they aren't asking about brown cows giving white milk.
  46. Why do stupid people do stupid things?: A case study on stupid, as observed by the stupid about technology.
  47. nippels: Vestigial Organs, and persnonal questions for Dr. Stupid
  48. Ceiling Fans: Drying or cooling?
  49. coin: Incoherence leads to a lack of enlightenment. Stupidity in action.
  50. Babysitters: Rodents and retribution, updated for the 21st Century.
  51. dying: Spell checking can help one get answers. In this case, it helps prevent answers
  52. Stuff: Double clicking to get answers.
  53. ppDEud: FormBot Spammer abuses the form.
  54. stupid mental health workers: Ask a doll a stupid question, you get a stupid answer.

Rants and Raves

More observations of stupidity in the world around us. This section is under development and will change from time to time. Here's a glance at articles I am working on right now:

  • When Mortage Telemarketers attack. - October 26, 2005
  • The Single Guy
  • Costco
  • Driving
  • Walgreens
  • Utility Futility
  • Fidelity National Home Warranty
  • I Lost a Fish
  • Gay Marriage


    Jokes

    Coming soon

  • Stupid Pictures and Images

  • Silica Gel: Yum!
  • Silica Gel Revisited
  • One Dime=Millionaire?
  • Dolphins sure are intelligent
  • Salt, A Mystery No More
  • Fragile labels can sometimes be misleading.
  • A disgruntled neighbor decides to not take any more crap.
  • Tony's Fruit Stnad
  • It's a Pharma, see?
  • Cash Stoners Please Pay First
  • PP Boys
  • Parking
  • HIV: A Special 2-Part stupid sign.
  • Chin Resta
  • Hair Space
  • The Grinch That Lit Up Ugly
  • Dogs and Drugs
  • Explanation of a funny smell: Taken at a Macy's Department Store
  • Explanation of a funny smell Again: Also taken at a Macy's Department Store.
  • Colorful Transportation: Taken at a Macy's Department Store
  • Job Notice: Taken at a Macy's Department Store
  • Nice Phones: Taken at a Macy's Department Store
  • A Walgreens sign
  • How to Eat Dots candy
  • Long sandwich
  • Redneck Cruising
  • Homo Milk
  • Cell Phones and Sensative Equipment
  • Spell Checkers
  • C4 Learning Center
  • Texas Road Ho
  • Lazy cat or brilliant cat?
  • Stoners always seem to find safety
  • What to do with toilet seats
  • Read it twice
  • Asians should use spell checkers

  • Other Stupid stuff

    Just a list of random documents I came up with that you might find entertaining.
  • Known Bugs
  • Darwin Goes to Fair Oaks
  • How many State Workers does it take to change a light bulb?
  • The Homicidal holidays
  • Absurdities

    Hate Mail!

    Rude messages sent by mental midgets.
  • A disgruntled Ebay auction misser after being told to go away.

    Stupid Checks!

    These are REAL checks. Can you imagine the waste?
  • A check for one cent
  • A check for eleven cents

    Stupid Spam!

    Dr. Stupid gets spam. Seems even spammers feel a doll is something to send spam to.
  • Subject: adobe creative suite 3 for windows Save US $ 1529.10: Somone wants to sell pirated software to Dr. Stupid.
  • Subject: US $ 159.95 Price for 100mg x 90 pills: A spammer feels that penis pills are what Dr. Stupid is interested in.
  • Subject: You can expect an increase ranging from 1 to 4 inches in length after a 4 month supply: Danny Lee and his penis drug spam sends an unguided missle of useless to Dr. Stupid
  • Subject: Ld Mr. Trimble paid a visit to Tom's father. "I c: More penis pills being tend to a doll. Good marketting, eh?

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