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From: cheetah806@hotmail.com (joseph)
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email: cheetah806@hotmail.com

realname: joseph

subject: this is stupid!!!!

Form-ID: Dr. Stupid Form

Message: why do dumbasses eat soap just so they can fart out bubbles? 
why do idiots spend time cutting coupons just so when they go to the store forget them?? 
why are rednecks so stupid?? 
why do runners vasaline thier asses? 
why do idoits icyhot thier "parts"? 
why am i spending time asking stupid questions? 
why are u called dr. stupid?

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Dear Joe,

Dr. Stupid like to ask you a few questions in return.

How has your research gone in regards to eating soap so you can fart out bubbles? Is it working for you? You might want to try swallowing bubble gum for similar effects.

So, why do you spend all your time clipping coupons and then forgetting to bring them to the store?

Why are rednecks so stupid?

$ whois 216.167.140.109@whois.arin.net
[whois.arin.net]
NTS Communications NTS-ONLINE-1BLK (NET-216-167-128-0-1)
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# Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database.

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[whois.arin.net]

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Perhaps you can provide an answer to that one yourself. Seeing as you're from Texas and all.

Why exactly are you putting petroleum jelly on your rear end? Is it date night for you or something? Maybe not, since you seem to be running around everywhere. Then again, maybe it is in case you get caught. Please, keep your fetishes to yourself.

Do you enjoy putting IcyHot on your nether regions? I mean, if that's what gets you going, who is Dr. Stupid to judge. But, as above, Dr. Stupid would prefer to not be informed of some of your more personal habits.

Why are you spending your time asking stupid questions? It's probably a lifetime achievement for you. Were you able to do this all on your own or did a parental unit assist you in some way, such as wiping the drool off your chin or changing your diaper, or actually using the computer on your behalf.

Why is "u" called Dr. Stupid? Hmm, last time I checked with the alphabet, the letter U was still called "U" and not called Dr. Stupid. If this has changed, please inform Dr. Stupid right away.

Thanks for stopping in, Joseph. Dr. Stupid finds it amazing the quality of readers and internet users who use free services. Notice Dr. Stupid did not clarify if this quality was a good thing or a bad thing. Dr. Stupid will let other visitors ponder that situation. Remember, Joseph, first pants and then your shoes.

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