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From: willia.mcarthur@talk21.com (Will McArthur)
Subject: Babysitters
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Message: We have rats in the attic.Have you a number for the Pied piper of Hamlyn?Do you
think our children will be safe if we cannot afford his fee.None of our children
are disabled.
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Dear Will:
No toys in the attic? Well, if you did, you're supposed to call Aerosmith, but due to current issues within the band, it may be difficult getting them to answer the phone.
Dr. Stupid does not do referal services. Most likely, doing a Google search for the Pied Piper of Hamlin may result in some usable contact results. However, if he is not local to you, it may be prohibitively expensive to transport him in. You may wish to try things like rat traps, poison, or an opossum on methamphetamines as alternate solutions to your rat problem.
Assuming you can get the Pied Piper of Hamlin, I would suggest you do have it quite clear in the services contract what legal recourse of action he would be allowed to take in the event that you as a client would not be able to pay for his services. Of course, these details would all be hammered out ahead of time so there ideally should be no hidden or unknown fees. Due to his previous antics being so well documented, he's made life much more miserable for contracts for nearly all services.
In addition, with society being so litigious, there's no way he's going to risk felony kidnapping charges. Really, now long do you think a flute playing guy wearing tights is going to last in prison? I'd say he'd be swinging off some dude's beltloop within minutes of being thrown into the yard. There's no way he's going to take such a risk. Worse case is he could place a lien against your house. Things have changed quite a bit since that first incident.
Short of that though, you may wish to purchase some disposable foam earplugs for the children just so they won't be affected by the flute music. Or, perhaps you can turn them onto to such bands as Marilyn Manson, Rammstein, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, MegaDeth, Metallica or even Dethklok.
Strange, Dr. Stupid is now in the mood for a slice of cheddar.
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