Ask Dr Stupid: Drug Withdrawal

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From: mjbebee@hotmail.com (frankenstein)
Subject: I got a question!

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Message: Why are the whores standin on the street corner i ain't got any crack 
right about now so please tell me who the real santa clause is? My mamma whone 
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Dear Frankie:

Drug withdrawal is a bummer, ain't it? Turn the crank, Frank, your nuts are still loose.

Why are the whores standing on the street corner? Simple, their pimps aren't providing chairs.

So, you do not currently have any crack in your possession. That is not my problem.

Who is the real Santa Clause? I guess all those other Santa Clauses are just imitating. So, won't the real Santa please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

Lastly, are you sure that is your mamma?
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